"[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling."

— Tina Fey, Bossypants  (via youareaprincess)

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lisuby:

J.C. Leyendecker

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gookies:

You know you’re Vietnamese if you recognize this guy.

gookies:

You know you’re Vietnamese if you recognize this guy.

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phoenipples:

whosyourdachi:

h-holy crap

i quit art forever

phoenipples:

whosyourdachi:

h-holy crap

i quit art forever

(Source: nitdacee, via naruhodos)

ctcsherry:

Many CIV V leaders left to draw~I’m having so much fun here.Catherine and Russia~

ctcsherry:

Many CIV V leaders left to draw~I’m having so much fun here.
Catherine and Russia~

innocentmegan:

So… I was starting homework and i found this note from Sweetecakes! Michelle Vu you’re so sweet <3

y u so preety???!!!1?!

innocentmegan:

So… I was starting homework and i found this note from Sweetecakes! Michelle Vu you’re so sweet <3

y u so preety???!!!1?!

(Source: innocentlymegan)